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thorsarmy:

when i find myself in times of trouble

agent coulson comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch “Supernanny” while you drool into the carpet. 

So if you know a new Bourne Legacy trailer just came out ……….  and I haven’t watch it to keep myself from the spoiler to be even more surprised when going to the theaters but you know Tumblr is Tumblr which means :

Spoilers EVERYWHERE !

So until I can watch the movie this will be me on Tumblr ….

See you in september !

athingcalledjoe:

whatiwannasee:

athingcalledjoe:

whatiwannasee:

athingcalledjoe:

One time, Gatsby punched me in the face. It was awesome.

One time he met Warren G. Harding on a train, and he told him he was pretty. 

I hear he does car commercials… In West Egg.

I hear his self-esteem’s insured for 20 dollars.

I hear his shirts are so beautiful… People cry over them.

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How the  Avengers should have ended by HISHEdotcom

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To celebrate 3000 followers (which I hit a few days ago—that’s how long it took me to make this lol), I decided to make a Hawkeye comics masterpost. I’m not sure if there is one out there already, but it’s the least I can do for all of you amazing people who decided that my craptastic blog is worthy of your follows, so thank you. All of you.

It’s not the most comprehensive list, but I’ve put together (chronologically, I hope) issues that feature Hawkeye prominently/important to his character development and relationships with other Avengers. I have also left out his time with the West Coast and Great Lakes Avengers, and the entire Silver Age era because I was unable to find them.

Thunderbolts (in which Hawkeye becomes the leader of the Thunderbolts | it’s a borderline optional read)

#19-75

Avengers Disassembled (in which the Scarlet Witch loses her mind and causes a few Avengers to lose their lives)

Avengers #500 | Avengers #501 | Avengers #502 | Avengers #503 | Avengers Finale

Fallen Son: Captain America (a one-shot in the repercussion of Civil War)

(x)

Note: Clint also appears in Captain America vol. 5 with Bucky Barnes as Captain America.

The Ronin era (in which Clint Barton sheds the identity of Hawkeye and takes on the mantle of Ronin from Echo, aka Maya Lopez)

The New Avengers

#26 | #30

Secret Invasion #2 (x)

New Avengers: The Reunion

The Suspicion | #1 | #2 | #3 | #4

Dark Reign: The List: Avengers #1 (x)

New Avengers Annual #3 (x)

Note: Clint has a considerable role in the Dark Reign and Secret Invasion arc but I did not include all of those issues. You can find his further adventures (or misadventures, more like) as Ronin under the New Avengers series.

Hawkeye and Hawkeye (in which Clint Barton meets Kate Bishop)

Young Avengers Presents #6 (x)

Note: Clint meets up with the Young Avengers again in the Children’s Crusade arc in issue #9

Solo and not-so-solo outings (these are must-read, seriously)

Hawkeye and Mockingbird (a great character spotlight on Mockingbird)

#1-6

Widowmaker (with both Black Widow and Mockingbird)

#1 | #2 | #3 | #4

Hawkeye: Blindspot (great introduction to Clint’s origins)

#1 | #2 | #3 | #4

Fear Itself and its aftermath (in which issues relevant to Hawkeye were included; I did not include issues in the Fear Itself arc because it’s best read in its entirety)

Avengers 

#13 | #15 | #18 | #19

Costume Reboot era (in which Hawkeye teams up with some other superheroes and gets a totally kickass new costume inspired by both the Ultimates and The Avengers movie)

Secret Avengers #21.1 (x) (Hawkeye goes on to lead the Secret Avengers and his adventures with the team continue in #22 onwards)

Captain America and Hawkeye (ongoing series)

#629 | #630 | #631

Avenging Spider-man #4 (x)

Hawkeye is currently in the following ongoing series: Secret Avengers (#22 onwards), Avengers (#20 onwards leading into Avengers vs. X-Men), Captain America and Hawkeye, and Avengers Assemble (#1 onwards). He will get a spinoff series with the younger Hawkeye in August.

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bene-lock-sher-batch:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

m4ge:

likethedickens:

HE’S BACK

this man is the best storyteller ever

I CAN’T

I CAN’T EFFING BREATH

HE HAS A WHOLE CHANNEL

AND HE WAS INVOLVED IN BALLOON SHOP WHICH WAS ALSO HILARIOUS

OLAN IS JUST GENERALLY AMAZING OKAY

William Brandt: The Helper

Mission Impossible : Ghost Protocol

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